dhowcomely -

The day I am laid off: whatever

If you cheat on me: whatever

What I think about life and family: whatever

I wish I had met these role models: A, B and C

What I want you to know about ME: I am looking for sex in Mumbai.

My wallet is: no wallet. I roll my grands.

speaking of insurance: has increased again... yikes!

my debt: has me on the Guinness book.

I can change jobs: as long as it's flipping burgers.

I can move: and live in another country ok.

Children are ok: and one day will raise some.

My trivial thoughts: I want to have sex

I live by this motto: